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13 Of The Wittiest And Most Whimsical Lines Ever Spoken By Mrs. Funnybones Author Twinkle Khanna

December 29, 2015 — by Team PeppyStory

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What started as a column in the newspapers has now turned into a book. Twinkle Khanna’s new avatar as ‘Mrs. Funnybones’ is giving everyone a good laugh. And, in this avatar she raises many issues in the most hilarious way possible. At the book launch ceremony of her book, Mrs Funnybones: She’s Just Like You And A Lot Like Me, Twinkle Khanna proved with her enthusiasm that she can make as well as take jokes about herself.

So, let us have a look at some of the wittiest and most whimsical lines ever spoken by Twinkle Khanna a.k.a. Mrs. Funnybones.

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#1. “He cries during movies just like Aamir.”

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This was her remark on Akshay, but took Aamir down too. Aamir enjoyed this one-liner just as much as we did.

#2. “God was right when he told Adam to leave the apple alone.”

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We guess, the apple is not Mrs. Funnybones’ favourite fruit.

#3. “There are 146 countries above us where the men have longer lifespans, and the biggest blow is that even with four wives who don’t fast for them, the Arab men outlive our good old Indian dudes.”

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There, she said it. Busted the bubble of karva chauth.

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#4. “A wise woman keeps her hands firmly in her pockets and does not accidentally unzip anything, including her mouth.”

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Her general advice to women about accidentally unzipping anything.

#5. “I would want Maggi to be banned. We don’t want 2 minutes noodles in dinner or in bed.”

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Nobody thought about the ‘2 minutes’ situation like that.

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#6. “Alright, bye now, I want to finish my paneer makhani, who knows, they may ban this also next week.”

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On her thoughts about ‘the ban of the day’ amidst all the banning craze going around the nation.

#7. “Karan used to see my small moustache and used to say ‘I Love You’.”

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Mrs. Funnybones spilled the beans on her childhood friend, Karan Johar. And, it got a lot of giggles from all around.

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#8. “Bhaisaab, my computer keeps crashing. I have reached a point where I think I should tie yards of black thread around it and fast on Tuesdays for its long life.”

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Pun on point about superstition!

#9. “A massive quake shook India and as virtual tectonic plates shifted, more than 125 million men, and apparently less than 50 women, fell into a dark ravine screaming in despair.”

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No, the quake is not sexist. The disaster that Mrs. Funnybones is talking about is the porn ban in India.

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#10. “You know the air in the makeup room gets so polluted that you will think you are back in Delhi.”

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What an equation! Delhi people must learn something.

#11. “Radhe Maa’s life should be made into a reality show. I have a fascination for her.”

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A dig at our very own self-styled “pure and pies” ‘God Woman’, Radhe Maa! We hope she does not curse Mrs. Funnybones now for saying that.

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#12. “Point to be noted, milord: Why are sanitary napkins treated like radioactive isotopes? They are wrapped in layers of plastic and newspaper, then someone ties a string over this mysterious package and then it’s put in a bag of its own- separate from any vegetables or cereal boxes that it may contaminate by its very presence.”

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Point made. Period!

#13. “Dear Mr. Modi, along with brooms and celebrities posing for photo-ops, perhaps it would also be effective having burly men standing on crossroads with clubs and cricket bats, holding a sign that says, ‘You throw junk, I hit you on your trunk.”

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Now this suggestion do a lot of good.

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Well, Mrs. Funnybones has an amazing personality, and we wish to hear from her a lot more. But, she is more than these few lines as she explains:

“Mrs. Funnybones is about how modern woman looks in India and how India looks back at her. We live in a world where we have sent a satellite to Mars, but we are looking at the moon and praying for our husband’s long life.”

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