20 Crazy New Year Resolutions These Bollywood Celebrities Should Make In 2016

December 30, 2015 — by Aashima


Making ‘New Year Resolutions’ is an annual tradition that we all follow every year, without a miss. And yeah, we also end up breaking those resolutions the very next day. With 2015 saying goodbye to us, and 2016 ringing our doorbells, here is a big bucket list of resolutions that we would like our dear celebrities to make and not break.

Keep reading to know the resolutions these celebrities must make for a happy 2016!

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#1. Salman Khan


Get married, please! Your fans, friends, family and even your ex-girlfriends are eagerly waiting to see you become a dulha!

#2. Shah Rukh Khan


Never forget your spectacles at home, especially during script reading of movies like Dilwale! We almost got a mini heart attack after watching you in Dilwale. *Ouch!*

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#3. Kangana Ranaut


Take a pledge right now lady that you will never work in a movie like Katti Batti again. We loved watching you doing meaty characters in movies like Queen and Tanu Weds Manu Returns.

#4. Imran Khan


Imran we loved you in Jaane Tu…Ya Jaane Na and Delhi Belly. But, now you are disappointing your fans time and again. You are becoming the next Uday Chopra of Bollywood. Take a vaccination against this Uday Chopra infection ASAP!

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#5. Deepika Padukone


Can you please stop looking so hot all the time darling? Look we have got those jealousy burns. Just kidding! Keep looking hotter each day. You are an inspiration sweets!

#6. Varun Dhawan


Stop being a shy guy Varun! Why don’t you just confess that you are dating your school-time sweetheart, Natasha Dalal? We know you will break many hearts, but we are still on for it!

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#7. Kareena Kapoor


Where are you lost Bebo? We really miss the old and bold Kareena Kapoor who was a powerhouse of acting, dance and expressions. Comeback in 2016 with power-packed roles, we are waiting. And, please stop your husband Saif from doing movies like Humshakals. Hope you are listening!

#8. Ranbir Kapoor


You know we love you so much. We would love to see you settle down in 2016, or at least get engaged. And yeah, please sign a movie as good and refreshing as Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani. We are missing you as Bunny! #majormissinghappening

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#9. Shahid Kapoor


You broke every Indian girl’s heart when you got hitched to Mira Rajput. Please make this New Year resolution that you will stop posting those super cute pictures of you with your lady-love. It makes us jealous…very jealous actually!

#10. Sonam Kapoor


You are a diva and we love your style, but darling you are a motor-mouth. Stop troubling your dad so much girl. This New Year’s eve, make a promise to yourself that you will think twice before making tongue-in-cheek comments to the media!

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#11. Hrithik Roshan


Now that you are an eligible bachelor again, we are looking really forward to your movies. Make a promise to all the fans, especially girls who are helplessly in love with you, to be single and always available! We hope Kangana and your link-up rumours are all untrue. *Wink*

#12. Parineeti Chopra


We loved your new slimmer and fitter avatar Pari. If you are done with your gym sessions, can you please start acting and comeback with a good movie? You need to take some acting tips from your elder sister in 2016 to protect your career from the burns of movies like Kill Dil and Daawat-e-Ishq. *Ouch!*

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#13. Ranveer Singh


The electrifying chemistry of the two of you created quite a stir in the recent blockbuster Bajirao Mastani. Yes, we are talking about you and your bae, Deepika Padukone. Your new year resolution should be proposing to Deepika with a solitaire. And, boy we totally loved you with a mooch!

#14. Alia Bhatt


So, after four blockbusters, you had the first most SHAANDAAR flop of your career- Shaandaar. Even the sizzling chemistrty of a hottie like Shahid alongside a cutie like you could not save the weak script of the film. Do read the script next time lady before signing. And yeah, take a break Alia baby, you have too much on your plate for 2016- Udta Punjab, Kapoor & Sons, and a lot of endorsements. Slow down!

#15. Sonakshi Sinha


Dear Sona, we would really appreciate if you come back in 2016 with a hit movie, unlike Tevar or Action Jackson. Stop being a dummy in every other movie. Even your killer dance moves won’t help. And, please stop attending so many weddings and focus on your career girl!

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#16. Akshay Kumar


A big thank you Akki for finally doing meaningful movies like Baby and Gabbar Is Back. We can totally forgive you for doing Singh Is Bling. Make a resolution for 2016 that every year you will do at least one meaningful movie.

P.S. we are eagerly waiting for Airlift to release on silver screen!

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#17. Priyanka Chopra


You are a superwoman Piggy Chops. We loved you as Kashibai in Bajirao Mastani. Oh, and we also loved you in Quantico as Alex Parrish. You are our lady perfectionist. But, we miss you here. Come back to India in 2016,  and amuse us with your spectacular performances and social presence.

#18. Aamir Khan


We had too much of this intolerance debate where people and political parties went mad criticising you. Although you were right on your part. Anyways, Mr. Perfectionist, how about surprising us all with an all-new season of Satyamev Jayate in 2016? We would love to get glued to our TV screens every Sunday morning!

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#19. Katrina Kaif


Act like a mature lady in 2016 Kat. You have an amazing career and a handsome boyfriend. Stop being so jealous of Deepika-Ranbir’s sizzling chemistry in movies and during promotions. It is a part of his job. And, exes can remain good friends, just like you and Salman are!

#20. Sunny Leone


Sunny, you are undoubtedly the hottest addition to the Bollywood family. You have won our hearts with your sexy dance moves and gorgeous smile. As there were rumours doing the rounds that you are planning to start a family, we would love to see you become a mommy in 2016. You are sure going to be a ‘Yummy Mummy’.

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These are our suggestions. If you have any New Year resolution suggestions for your favourite celebrity, do share it with us. Hope all the celebs mentioned in the list are listening! A very happy 2016 everyone!